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Bradley sighed like I was a slow child. “Mom, it’s just a transfer of title. Vanessa and I need the equity. You don’t need four bedrooms.” Vanessa zoomed in on my face. “Smile, Margaret, you’re going viral as the world’s most stubborn boomer.” I slid the papers back across the table, still unsigned. “Bradley, sweetheart,” I said, “do you remember what your father did for a living?” He rolled his eyes. “Construction. Why?” “He was a real estate attorney for thirty-one years,” I said. “And before he passed, he put this house into an irrevocable trust. I’m not the owner. I’m the lifetime beneficiary. You can’t transfer what I don’t own.” Vanessa’s phone lowered an inch. I kept going. “The trustee is your sister, Eleanor. The one you told everyone was ‘dead to the family’ after she refused to lend you forty thousand dollars last spring.” Bradley’s face went the color of skim milk. I reached into my cardigan pocket and pulled out a folded letter. “This came yesterday from Eleanor’s attorney. Apparently, the trust has a morality clause your father insisted on. Any beneficiary’s child who attempts to coerce, defraud, or institutionalize me against my will is permanently removed from the inheritance schedule.” I slid the letter across the table, right next to Vanessa’s phone, which was still recording. “Smile, dear,” I said. “You’re going viral too.” Bradley stood up so fast his chair tipped. “Mom, wait, that’s not, we were joking, it was a joke—” “Then it’ll be a very funny video,” I said, “when Eleanor’s lawyer reviews the footage Vanessa just uploaded to the cloud.” I picked up my tea. It was still warm. “The guest room is made up if you’d like to stay and explain yourselves to your sister. She’s driving in tonight. She’s bringing the locksmith.” Vanessa was already grabbing her keys. Bradley just stood there, mouth opening and closing, while I took a slow sip and watched the cinnamon rolls cool on the counter. I’d bake a fresh batch for Eleanor.