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“Vivian,” I said, pulling out the chair beside Grandma, “sit down. Let’s talk about competency.” I opened my laptop. What my aunt didn’t know was that eighteen months ago, after her first “visit” where a sapphire ring went missing, Grandma had asked me to help her get her affairs in order. I’m an estate attorney in Chicago. We had spent a quiet weekend in February meeting with her physician, her CPA, and a notary. Grandma had been formally evaluated. Cognitively sharp. Documented. Filed. I slid three documents across the table. The first was an irrevocable trust, dated last spring, transferring Ruth’s Hearth and the building above it into a family trust with me as sole trustee. The second was Grandma’s updated will, which left Vivian exactly one dollar and a handwritten recipe for humble pie. The third was a cease-and-desist, already signed by a judge, regarding the harassment calls Vivian had been making for six months. “You can’t do this,” Vivian hissed. “She’s old, she didn’t understand—” “She understood,” I said. “She also understood the security cameras she installed in the bakery last August. The ones that recorded your son Brandon pocketing four hundred dollars from the tip jar on Thanksgiving.” Brandon went the color of raw dough. I turned my screen so they could see the footage queued up. “The police have a copy. Grandma asked them to wait until you showed your hand. You just did.” Vivian stood so fast her chair tipped. “You ungrateful—” “Out,” Grandma said. Her voice didn’t shake anymore. “And Vivian? The nursing home you picked out for me? I bought it last month. Through the trust. You’re welcome to apply for a job there. We’re hiring dishwashers.” The three of them stumbled into the snow without their coats. Grandma squeezed my hand, then stood up, tied on her apron, and started the morning’s dough. The ovens were already warm.